Why Newspapers Are Going Out Of Business

Finally, people have had enough. They are fed up.

They will not stand (or pay for it) any more.

The reason why newspapers are going out of business?

Two words. I mean one word.

NEWSPRINT

They hate getting newsprint all over their hands

and the smudges on white clothing.

They've had it. Shut 'em down.
If newspapers could figure out a way

to rid the world of this blight,

and still give us paper news,

i am SURE everything would turn around.

Because I hate blackened fingers.

Don't you?